Looking forward to the Watchtower in February 2880, I'm sure they will have "new light" on this event.
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Disaster of March 16, 2880 won't be Armageddon either
by Nathan Natas inhttp://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2003-05/uoc--mts052703.php
massive tsunami sweeps atlantic coast in asteroid impact scenario for march 16, 2880
"until we detect all the big ones and can predict their orbits, we could be struck without warning," said asphaug.
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Memorial Night
by Gadget inthe memorial this year was the first one i've been to since being df'd.
when they were passing the emblems they missed out the row where me and another df'd brother were sitting.
the other person said it had been happening for the last 5 years he'd be going back to meetings.
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It's amazing how they will go back to 1950's info, when it is convienent, but never any other time.
Why not go back to 1914 and discuss the publication from then, to get new light on the 1914 generation.
I love the fact you pissed him off, left him speechless didn't you ???
Just another reason in the long list to stay away. What a JOKE !!!!!!!!!
We were always taught from a young age, NEVER to JUDGE people, doesn't apply much to elders does it ???
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Do you think will see "The Jehovah's Witnesses University" ????
by run dont walk ini'm amazed the watchtower hasn't started one of these, a guaranteed way to sucker in the youth of the borg.. with oral roberts university as successful as it is, how long to the jw's start one ??????.
what do you think the classes would be called ??????.
- new world translation 101.
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I'm amazed the Watchtower hasn't started one of these, A guaranteed way to sucker in the youth of the borg.
With Oral Roberts University as successful as it is, how long to the JW's start one ??????
What do you think the classes would be called ??????
- New World Translation 101
- 1914 101
- Why you don't need sex 101
- Field Service 101
What would it be like to attend ???????
- kingdom melodies playing all day/night
- bring your own food
- donation boxes in every class
Just think how much they could charge each student for attending, and call the charges upkeep of the university.
What die-hard JW wouldn't send their kids there, it would blow Bethel away.
Gotta hear your responses !!!!!!!!
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Convention Releases 2003
by GermanXJW indoes anybody already know what the releases at this years dc are?
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1 ) My Book Of U.N. Stories
2) 1914, The Watchtower never mentioned this year, only religions of the world did.
3) Blood, how to cut it up into 64 parts
4) Door to Door No more
5) Cleaning the Kingdom Hall, Your Christian responsibility
6) The Return of the Smurfs (those demons are back with Satan)
7) 2004, Why women still have no say in the Watchtower. (updated)
8) Best of Kingdom Songs, (455 cd set for only $9,999.99)
9) Oral Sex, is it for you ???
10) Your Youth, Shoot yourself know or suffer as a JW ???
11) How to Fleece old people out of money (for elders only)
12) Income Tax, pay the Government or the Watchtower.
13) Are you a Pedophile, please don't tell us
I will have book reviews on each was I have them in my possession
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If women can be of the annoited, why can't they lead the congregation ???
by run dont walk indoesn't this contradict itself .............. if a women can be of the "annoited" class, but a man who is 20 fresh out of puberty, still has more say at the kingdom hall then she does.
(closing prayer, giving talks, etc.
so, when she goes to heaven after death, what will she be doing, serving coffee and doing the disciples laundry ?????????
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doesn't this contradict itself .............
If a women can be of the "annoited" class, but a man who is 20 fresh out of puberty, still has more say at the kingdom hall then she does. (closing prayer, giving talks, etc. etc etc.)
So, when she goes to heaven after death, what will she be doing, serving coffee and doing the disciples laundry ??????????
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Is there a book (magazine) by the JW's, How to have sex do's and don't
by run dont walk inhow pathetic must their sex life be for the strict jw husband and wife ???????.
did the society ever publish a book / magazine on what you can and can't do ???????.
i read the mormon one on masturbation at "the only collection of jehovah's witness jokes on line" f--k, i laughed for a week.
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How pathetic must their sex life be for the strict JW husband and wife ???????
What do they do ??????????
Did the society ever publish a book / magazine on what you can and CAN'T do ???????
I read the mormon one on masturbation at "the only collection of Jehovah's Witness jokes on line" f--k, I laughed for a week. Does the JW's have such lists ?????
This thread should be interesting !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Disfellowshiping for Dummies
by Rainmakerone inwould love to hear about some seriously botched disfellowshiping cases.
u know the ones that could have been handled better by a trio of rhesus monkeys.
like when my auntie had an affair with a circuit overseer and they told her " no matter what u say, no matter how repentant u are, u are definately going down for this!!!!
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I remember a case where Brother P, confessed to the elders that he was regularly going to prostitutes. Well they had a field day with this one, first the Service Meeting piece about how to control sexual desires and that it is Satan causing this to stumble us. Within days the whole congregation knew about this. Then to top it off the next assembly there he was on stage if front of the whole circuit, discussing his problem and how he overcame it. As a young person at the time, we all learned from this, NEVER go to the elders, take your chances and face God at Armaggeddon.
What an embarrasment. He will never live it down, and I bet the elders enjoyed every minute of it.
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Are You Afraid That You Will Die at Armageddon?
by minimus inthe watchtower constantly threatens us that we must be on guard or else.
are you afraid that you will die at armageddon??
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Nope, that is the number one reason you must overcome to get out the Watchtower stranglehold. Once you realize this, it's easy to walk away.
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2014, will the watchtower be celebrating, 100 years of a big mistake ?????
by run dont walk inoctober 2014, should be an interesting watchtower !!!.
wonder what the articles will be ????????.
celebrating 100 years of oops.. we never said 1914, only religions of the world did.. why 1914 is not important.. why the watchtower never makes predictions like other religions.. .
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good one IslandWoman, that was reallllllllly good !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2014, will the watchtower be celebrating, 100 years of a big mistake ?????
by run dont walk inoctober 2014, should be an interesting watchtower !!!.
wonder what the articles will be ????????.
celebrating 100 years of oops.. we never said 1914, only religions of the world did.. why 1914 is not important.. why the watchtower never makes predictions like other religions.. .
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October 2014, should be an interesting Watchtower !!!
Wonder what the articles will be ????????
Celebrating 100 years of OOPS.
We never said 1914, only religions of the world did.
Why 1914 is not important.
Why the Watchtower never makes predictions like other religions.
What articles would you like to see in the October 2014 Watchtower and Awake of course !!!